DO NOT EVEN *THINK* ABOUT STEALING DEODORANT FROM RITE AID

video by @ninedaves

Public Service Announcement for all you shoplifters in Park Slope: feel free to steal anything you'd like from Rite- Aid on 7th Ave, EXCEPT deoderant. That's right: those $2 or $3 dollar sticks of deo are officially off-limits to all you Winona Ryder wannabees. 

Why, you might be wondering? 

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Rite Aid: Let's Talk About These Comically Long Receipts

A tablespoon, for size comparison

To the left you'll notice a receipt. This is what I walked away with after visiting the Rite Aid on 7th Avenue yesterday. Judging by the paper's length, one might assume that I cleaned house, racing down the aisles haphazardly tossing anything and everything into my cart like I was a contestant on Supermarket Sweep.

Know what I bought? A bottle of lotion, nail polish remover and vitamins.

That's it. 

And yet here I am with this 30 foot receipt, which includes not one, but two reminders that it's "never too late" for me to get a flu shot.

Stop wasting paper, Rite Aid. Stop it now.