Entries in PSlope WTF (143)
Is Brooklyn The New Paris?
The question is not whether Brooklyn is the new Paris but whether Paul LaRosa of HuffPo is the new face of collaboration-ism-ishness (or something like that).
I've got news for you, Paulie: if you keep this shit up, Brownstone Brooklyn is going to be outed as the new Westchester, not the new Paris.
Yesterday, this issue of vital international security was put on the table (Is Brooklyn the New Paris?) right next to the news that Obama has sent covert CIA troops into Libya. Uh, a little digression but isn't covert supposed to mean secret?As in, not featured in a ginormous real-time headline?
Q: ARE PARK SLOPERS SUCH PUSSIES, THEY CAN'T HANDLE BAR FIGHTS? A: HELLS TO THE NO!
Ok, so this bar fight in front of Great Lakes bar (and then TD Bank) from last week *is* kinda boring. But still: WE'RE TRYING. Keep up the good work, Park Slope!
Enter Prospect Park At Your Own Risk
If you don't get a ticket from a plain clothed officer for keeping your dog off-leash one minute past the 9am cut-off time, you'll likely get one for strolling into the Park at 1:35am. The dude above did.
THIS SHIT IS NOT ALLOWED, PPL.
Btchz like MIH Ventures get issued permits to turn the park into a gigantic garbage dump each and every summer, but dudes like local artist Daniel Goers get tickets for just fucking standing there wearing a stupid hat. The guy didn't even get a warning.
Between the goose gas chamber and now the late-night Prospect Park ticket blitzes, I'm glad to see our tax dollars are hard at work.
LOST DOLL TRAGEDY
I'm *still* not over the missing Captain Strong fiasco, but now we have Lulu the large, gaping mouthed muppet on the loose!