Irish Gayboys and Girls Not Welcome at St. Paddy's Day Parade

Come on! Really?

Who would have thought that Park Slope of all places wouldn't let our Irish Lambdas march in our little annual St. Paddy's Day Parade. Aren't we weren't we the lesbian capitol of the Northeast?

Apparently, the uncloseted were relegated to the sidelines waving on a seriously gay gathering of heteros from the stoop next to the pink brownstone on Garfield.

Big hair and wigs? Check. Dancing boys? Check. Men in skirts and high schoolers looking like they could be at a Michael Jackson concert? Check. Check.

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If You're In The Market For Half Of A Mannequin...

 $40 for the set, $20 for half...oh happy day! I'll go halvsies with someone, but I call dibs on the stems...

 For deetz go here.

Tumble-Weave Spotted On The Sidewalks Of Brooklyn

Tumble-weave!

Alas, the exact location was not disclosed, but if you wish to see the 73 ridiculous puns/pointless responses to this photo i.e. "Amy Winehouse was here," "Unbeweavable!!!," and "a whole hearty laugh was shared by all this day as we gazed upon the straggly headpiece tangled among the natural vegetation of your native land," go here

Do You Have Food Rage?

If so, I have the perfect solution for you: A PARK SLOPE FOOD RAGE SUPPORT GROUP!

From the retarded/crazy/fake? Craigslist ad:

"Do your family members always seem to finish eating dinner before you get home from work? Have arguments with your spouse led to flying spaghetti? When you look at a dozen eggs, do you think "omelette" or "ammo"? If you said yes (or "ammo") to any of these questions, you may be suffering from food rage.

Food Rage is a very serious issue, and the FRSG is here to help. We are a group of individuals who suffer from FR and meet together every week to share our experiences. With the love and guidance of those who understand what you're going through, you too can work through your Food Rage issues."

This can't be real, right? Except that they have a a MOTHERFUCKING LOGO!?

Things that make you go hmm...

Cool or Not Cool: Park Slope Vanity Plates?

via Curbed

Okay, who is this? Cause I can't believe that you actually paid good money for a Park Slope vanity plate. Also available at the DMV: Jets, Jimmie Johnson commemorative Nascar plate, I Love NY Agriculture and...

FIPSters: give us YOUR best Park Slope personalized plate suggestions, please, in the comments.