Garbage Men Are Lazy?

Am I missing something, or are the garbage men supposed to PICK UP the garbage, and like take it away somewhere?

Yes?

OK, so then WHY THE FUCK are the streets of Park Slope waaaaay dirtier right *after* the garbage men come then they are before they get here???

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I NEED ANSWERS: WHY DOES THE BROOKLYN PUBLIC LIBRARY LITERALLY STINK?

Jobs, healthcare, babies in bars?  No, the real question on tap: why does the entire main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library (at Grand Army) smell like body odor?

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Fly The Family Friendly Skies, My Ass!!!!

Okay, even I—the official FIPS breeder rep—am incapable of seeing the sweetness in this family-friendly moment.

Screw the old baby-laden bar fights. Fuck the battle for the sidewalks of the Slope. Our lives are now at stake, for chrissakes. Is there really a small child running JFK’s air traffic control? and don’t all those planes fly over our schmitty bitty (Erica, what was it you called Oliver?) neighborhood?

If this isn’t worth a what the fuck, I don’t know what is.

I mean, honestly.

[Guest Post] Fucked in Park Slope, A One Month Retrospective

photo: Pardon Me For AskingQuincy M. sent us this one month "I just moved to Park fucking Slope" retrospective, and I thought it was pretty damn funny slash craz-ay. Check it:

I transplanted to Park Slope from somewhere irrelevant exactly one month ago today, and I mostly love it.

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This Weekend in WTF...

Was it REALLY necessary to disturb my hard-fought beauty rest this morning with a pre-dawn reveille of "sonata for snow plow in reverse?" As far as I can tell, the two plus hours of snow schlepping did precisely nothing, nada, niente, BUPKUS to actually clear the block of its plentiful snow drifts.

Smart Ass: Whoever did this, WE LOVE YOU.

Yes, some crazy kid moved the psychic reader & advisor sign to the front
door of Temple Beth Elohim and we want to give you a big shout-out for comic relief. Runner up: whoever carved the naked, bodacious lady sculpture in Long Meado in Prospect Park (sorry...diidn't have the camera handy for that one).