Glory Hole In The Tea Lounge Bathroom?

True confessions, I actually had to google the term "glory hole" when Gogo Gowanus sent me an email with this pic attached of the bathroom at the Tea Lounge (and word to the wise, DO NOT do that shit at work) .

Anyway.

This shitty iPhone pic has actually helped me achieve the impossible...I'm now even MORE grossed out about the bathroom at the Tea Lounge than I already was (and FYI, I was already at like a 11.2 code red level of grossness).

And no I don't know if this actually *is* a Glory Hole or not, ppl but isn't the possibility of it enough?

[and for the record, Gogo swore he did not investigate things any further than takin this pic].

BEST THING EVER ALERT: Punch Me Panda

Rob Bennett for The Wall Street JournalUhm, this might be the best thing I've ever seen...like in my whole entire life.

This dude, Nate Hill, has created a roving art project called: Punch Me Panda. Basically he dresses up like a gigantic panda, and walks around Brooklyn looking for people to punch him. It costs a penny a punch...and based on these photos from the WSJ, it's TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT.

You can even call this dude for an appointment!? (Call or text 347-742-2293). Should we have the Panda meet us all at the corner of 7th Ave and Union Street tonight for a FIPS sponsored punch-a-thon?? For a penny a punch, all punches are on me!

In the meantime, you can get more Panda action on Twitter.

(via the WSJ)

COOL OR NOT COOL: Disgusting Subway Junk?

Ok, so let's just stop being polite and start getting real for a sec: this is one of the most vile things I have ever been witness to on our public transit system.

I could have sworn I did ANOTHER post on some similarly gross subway junk sitch with another dude, but I can't find it now. And anyway, even if I did, trust me: this was way the hell more disgusting.

I'm not quite sure what the best gameplan is for being fat and dealing with your own junk in a non-gagtastical way, but can we all just agree that this dude ain't doin it right??

For the record, Brooklyn bound Q, Monday eve.

As Tami from Season 2 of the Real World said: "this wasn't not funny."

Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It

BREAKING: apparently South Slope smells like a sweet, crusty, freshly baked loaf of bread. Residents started to notice it yesterday morn, but as of 9:17pm last night, it was *still* smelling like the "best cinammon toast ever."

Weird...all I an smell is unicorn guts over here in N. Slope.

(Brooklynian via Curbed NY)

I Sincerely Hope This Unicorn Hasn't Already Been Beheaded in Prospect Park