FYI: There Is A Fat-Assed Rabbit At The Prospect Park Zoo
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Remember that dude from Super Size Me who ate Mcdonald's non-stop for 30 days? And remember how totally fucking disgusting you found that concept?
Right, well try this one on for size: these two Brooklyn chicks are going to eat human-grade dog food exclusively for 30 days.
"On March 1st, Hanna Mandelbaum and Alison Wiener, owners of Evermore Pet Food, Inc., will put their mouths where their money is... their dog food. Dubbing the campaign Evermore Me—a tongue-in-cheek reference to the 2004 hit film Super Size Me—the two will subsist exclusively for one month on their human-grade, gently cooked dog formulas and recipes made only from the whole-food ingredients in their food."
I gotta say: as vile as this experiment sounds, it *does* kinda make me curious about their dog food. Cause if these ladiez are seriously just gonna eat their own dog food for a solid month, then either: the shit's gotta be pretty decent; OR they gotta be totally desperate for some attensh.
In either case, here my ass is writin about it so, yeah: they won.
(via PRWeb)
Oh for Chrissakes. Srsly, Park Slope??
Me: "What kind of dog do you have?"
Pancake MIx's Owner: "Oh Mrs. Pancake Mix is part Ridgeback part Chihuahua, part pit bull with an extra shot of espresso and a soy topper."
Me: "Wait is that a dog or a pretentious order at the Tea Lounge?"
PMO: "She's a rescue, we found her amongst some thugs whilst they were buying her during a drug exchange/dog exchange in Bed Stuy...we just so happened to be campaigning for decent recycling at inner city schools...i see your dog is full ridgeback, was she bred?"
Me: Yep...wanna fight about it? By the way, the part of Mrs Pancake that's a pit bull is currently trying to eat my ridgie's face off.
This video is kind of amazeballs: some chick on Carroll Street happened to notice a MOTHERFUCKING HAWK ON HER AIR CONDITIONER! Oh and the hawk was tearing to shreds the carcass of another dead bird.
Yowza.
(via City Room Blog)