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Entries in news (56)

Thursday
Sep222011

BREAKING: Another Attempted Sexual Assault Went Down Last Night

This time it was on Prospect Ave between 4th and 5th Aves at around 9:30-9:45pm. From FIPS reader J:

"I thought you might want to alert the community: There was another sexual assault this evening in Park Slope, on Prospect Avenue between 4th and 5th avenues.  I was walking home from the R train at Prospect Avenue around 10:15 pm.  I came out of the train and there was a cop car and several detectives outside talking in a serious-looking manner.

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Sunday
Sep042011

BREAKING: YET ANOTHER SEXUAL ASSAULT WENT DOWN SAT NIGHT

As you know if you read this blog with any regularity, we don't really dig real actual news around here, but as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't get much more real than the Summer of Sexual Assaults.

In case your ass hasn't been paying attention: it's time.

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Saturday
Aug272011

SPECIAL HURRICANE IRENE RATE AT HOTEL LE BLEU: $999/NIGHT

Apparently Hotel Le Bleu has a message for any of you out there who need to evacuate and are looking for a place to stay in Brooklyn to ride out Hurricane Irene: WE WILL TAKE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY YOU'VE GOT.

Foreign Dude sent along this Facebook convo which outlines the fact that Le Blah is apparently charging $999 per night. It's unclear whether this is for a room with a view of the Taxi Garage on 4th Ave, or the parking lot behind the hotel, but in either case: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Here's proof:

Friday
Aug262011

HURRICANE IRENE INFO-N-SHIT

OK, btchz: this hurricane Irene shit is gettin' serious, and there's information flyin' fast and furious. So we're going to keep this post chillin at the top of the queue until:

a. it's safe to move on back to making fun of bebes and the Coop.

b. we're all dead

We'll try to post the latest info as it comes in here, and the whole FIPS crew might pop in from time to time to liveblog this insanity.

+ MTA Shutdown!

Yeah, we know it barely works on days there aren't hurricanes, but this time it's not going to work for REAL. The MTA is shuttin itself down starting around noon on Sat (via Gothamist). If things get really bad, they might even shut down bridges and tunnels too. Translation: shit is gettin' really real.

+ Are you in a flood zone??

Check here to see what zone you're in. Park Slope is mostly NOT in a flood zone, however, if you're down near 3rd/4th Aves (and 5th aves in some spots), there's a strip of Park Slope that falls into Zone C. C seems to be the best of the zones to be in (if you've GOT to be in a flood zone), but still there's: "Potental flooding from a Category 3-4 hurricane hitting just south of NYC." Large swaths of Gowanus are in either Zone B: "Potental flooding from a Category 2+ hurricane" or Zone A. Here's the thing with Zone A, ppl: YOU GOTS TO EVACUATE. LIKE NOW ("Mandatory evacuation ordered by mayor"). Well, you actually have till 5pm tomorrow, but if you wait till then, that's kinda dumb. NYC Starts Mandatory Evacuation of All Zone A New Yorkers (via Gothamist).

+ What to expect when you're expecting a hurricane?

What should you buy? Do you need to fill up your tub with water? All these questions and more are answered in Daily Intel's roundup.

+ If you gots to evacuate, you're allowed to bring your pets on the subz!

Seriously! Now remember that the MTA is shuttin her all down tomorrow at 12pm, but if you're using public transportation to get somewhere before that, you're allowed to bring your dogs and cats and gerbils-n-shit on the subway! Evacuating with Pets (via Gothamist).

+ Where the fuck is Hurricane Irene RIGHT NOW?

You can track her ass with this google live map of the storm's track.

Got any more scoop? Leave it in the comments...

Sunday
Jul242011

CRAZY ACCIDENT ON UNION STREET

Apparently around 3:30pm on Friday, some cray cray shit went down on Union Street. FIPS reader Andrew sent us the following dispatch:

"I just wanted to let you guys know about an accident that I witnessed on the way home from the Brooklyn Public Library. The white SUV (driver was BPL security guard/officer) was travelling west on Union (towards 8th Ave) when it suddenly (and for no real reason) swerved to the right, both hitting the Eastern Cab (blue car) stopped in front of it AND driving up onto that brown parked car. I did manage to capture a bit of the NYPD arresting the BPL security guard after he attacked a first responder (believe it was a firefighter)."

Ok, so some guy was driving down Union and then all the sudden he hit one car and then DROVE ON TOP OF ANOTHER CAR!? Then the dude gets arrested after attacking a firefighter?

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