ERICA SHOWS PARK SLOPE HER PATCH

Oh my godddddddd—get your mind out of the gutter. 

I'm not talking about netherregions, I'm talking about everyone's favorite online pennysaver nabe blog, Park Slope Patch!

Erica was interviewed by them and let it suffice to say that I've got a couple of things to say about it...

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You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers: ASK US ANYTHING

A few weeks ago, during those 11 days I had off from work around the holidays (after I watched all 4 seasons of Dexter and season 1 of Nurse Jackie), I discovered another outlet for my retarded online douchery: formspring.me.

Basically, formspring.me is a service that allows you to set up a Q & A style page for yourself where people can ask you all sorts of questions...ANY QUESTIONS, in fact, and they can do this shit entirely anonymously. The questions are then emailed to you, and you get to answer them...or not. All your answers appear back on your formspring.me page, so everyone gets to play along.

Gawker called formspring the sociopathic crack cocaine of oversharing, and I'd be hard-pressed to disagree. This thing is set up to tweet your reponses after you answer a question, and though its all kind of hazy right now, somehow before I knew what the fuck had hit me, I had answered 94 questions. 

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Hey, Brooklyn: My Podcast Debut

I was recently interviewed by the lovely Amber (from The Amber Show) for her rad podcast, Hey, Brooklyn. Each week she interviews creative peeps who are living and working in the BK, and this week that peep she interviewed was me.

Wow, podcasting is TOTALLY FUCKING FUN, y'all. I had no idea. Kinda makes me want to do a podcast of my own, except: oh yeah...I'm totally fucking lazy.

Anyway, listen up right here.

This is Exactly Why Hotel Le Bleu Should Never Ignore Me Again

Jesus Fucking Christ, Hotel Le Bleu! Did I tell you, or did I TELL you??

(via Gothamist)

BREAKING: R.I.P. PHUCKED IN PARK SLOPE; It's ALL GOOD IN THE ‘HOOD

Dearest Erica,

I think I may have taken this a bit TOO far. I got caught up in the moment and couldn't stop.

In all honestly, I guess your argument that Phish fans are a bunch of smelly, hippy, brain dead stoners has been written about for over a decade. It's been played out...and it's just not true.

It's funny, because in a way Phish fans and the FIPS community ARE more alike than you would think. Both are dedicated and passionate about what they believe in (whether it be snark or music). Both have a forum to share stories and express themselves. At the end of the day, isn't that what people want?

I'll admit taking a screenshot of your playlist was a low blow. Adding visual commentary took it to another level. Who am I to judge? I like songs that last 40 minutes and you don't. WHO REALLY CARES?

So yeah...sorry.

I took the liberty of switching everything back on the site to the old FIPS design. Hell, I'll even return the iphone case.

I would also like to point out that I am symbolically handing back the reigns to you at a time of day that is special for Phishheads across the globe: 4:20

With Love,

Greg