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    10Dec2008

    FIPS Official Christmas Gift Guide

    Posted by: AuthorBenjamin | DateWednesday, December 10, 2008 at 4:58PM


    Well, Christmas is almost upon us.

    Gives me such a fucking rush to say that - my mom tortured us as kids - never let us celebrate Christmas at all. December 25th was a melancholy day in our jewish household, where every year my mom would keep us home and make us just sit around pensively. Finally, as the yearly tradition went, my mom would stand up and sigh: Well children, today's the day you know you're jewish.

    Fuck her: Christmas is here! I love celebrating Christmas with my little Jewish kids. They LOVE Christmas because they're normal American kids, and they like lights and candy and trees and shit. AND as an added bonus it pisses my mom off.

    Anyway, welcome to the Christmas Season 2008 - Layoffs, unemployment, and poverty abound. In this barren economic climate, it's important that the little ones in your life get the most out of your hard earned dollar. Check out these awesome gift ideas for the little goyasha children in your life.

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