Raccoon To Park Slope: OH Yes, You Will Be Mine

Please be on the look out for a wild, very pissed off Sunset Park Raccoon who is hell bent on becoming a Park Slope resident.

The dude probably read that bullshit about Pslope being the 7th Dreamiest neighborhood in the country or something. We really don't know...but he is not above eating through the windows of your beautiful brownstones, giving your children rabies OR fucking your nannies to make it happen.

WATCH OUT, EVERYONE! (and good luck kosherdave!)

"Last night I came home to my cat sitting on my bed, staring out the window. I thought I saw his reflection and that it was what he was staring at, then I realized it was a HUGE raccoon staring into my apt and I noticed my cat was actually growling at it. It had chewed through the screen of my window and tried to get in. The window was open about 3 inches.

Anyway, the thing was NOT scared of me. I tried to shoo it away and I closed the window, but for the next few hours it sat there and my other cat came to see it and they tried to smell each other thru the window. It actually seemed like it wanted to come in to be with the cats. Or maybe eat them."

(via Brooklynian)