Park Slope Craigslist Blotter: Summer Edition
Jim | Friday, June 20, 2014 at 7:10AM 
It's getting hot in here! So read all the posts! I am…getting so hot, I want to write a Blotterrrrrr. Special Summer Edition of the Blotter ya'll. We've got just the stuff to keep you cool.
You can make ice cream at home. I've heard that's difficult though. You can buy it. That's cheap. And easy. Really if you want it you should just buy it, okay? But if you need a third choice…I've got just the thing. This is a big ass soft serve ice cream maker. Like the kind you see in a Chinese Buffet. This model is the hottest one right now, a Taylor. It costs $1000. For that much we're not just talking about ice cream for dinner. We're talking ice cream for every meal. In the morning you can put it on waffles, ice cream sandwiches for lunch and then dinner. I guess a sundae? I don't know what kind of ice cream people eat for dinner.
FOR SALE: Portable Air Conditioner
This isn't a very good deal at $300 but I never see these available for a big discount. People buy these things and hang on to them. They have wheels and beep and stuff. It's like a real life R2D2. Maybe that's why.
Overused movie trope; down on his luck character has to move into the houseboat. It's a personal dream of mine. Sleeping up top on deck under a summer moon while the water air cools you off, that's summer. Like Captain Ron or some shit. If you have the money, BUY THIS BOAT.
I needed a bathing suit post and didn't want to do another For Sale one. So here we go. This guy is looking for a model. There won't be any pictures or filming. Or other people around. Is it for art? Well. He'll be painting… the inside of a stiff sock. It's kind of refreshing how honest this guy is. Refreshing is good thing in the summer heat.
CASUAL ENCOUNTER: More like Plums Beach
Oh my. I don't know if that suit is beach appropriate. Any of them. I'm just realizing now there are four different suits in the pictures. I wonder if they come in packs of 4 like socks or something. For those too squeamish to look it's basically just a cock cover. The last one is see through.
This isn't sexy but it's nice and it's summery. All of us cool kids are in our backyards enjoying the fine weather. This lady has the pleasure of having a neighbor right here on Sterling and 5th that plays the violin. If that's you or you know this person than please thank them for her! Very Rear Window.
This was a really short post but it made me laugh hard. Dude is looking to hire somebody for a summer job. Hand job to be specific. It's weekly and "no experience necessary." That's ice cream machine money, guys.
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