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Apr292009

Obnoxious Park Slope Brats Likely To Turn Into Obnoxious Park Slope BREEDERS

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateWednesday, April 29, 2009 at 12:15AM

Ok, well this isn't exactly shocking news, but inneresting nonetheless: there's a new study out in the Journal of Personality that says:

"Adolescents who say they always take charge, tell others what to do, anger quickly, get into fights easily, and walk, talk and eat fast end up having more kids than others when they grow up. That's true regardless of the kids' performance in school."

So that little asshole who ruined your brunch at Dizzy's last weekend? Uhm, yeah so we're actively recruiting him for our BREEDER vs. BALLER column circa 2019.

(via Cityfile)

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