Learn How To Touch Your Baby (Not Like That)

Do you ever look over at your baby, and it’s peering up at you all, "Can't you bitchez see I'm in major need of a massage?" Well, now you can finally learn how to stroke your baby’s body without getting arrested!

Barefoot Baby of Brooklyn is offering infant massage classes with gentle exercises that will make your baby way cooler than all the other babies. Does your infant have colic? Teething? Do you get the feeling that it’s silently judging you? NBD, just work all that tension out of its shoulders.

And here's a testimonial: "You'll never guess who rolled over for the first time after you left! Coincidence? I think not!" –– Sara M.

You know what other babies roll over? All the ones who DON’T get massaged.