THANK GOD: A NEW SUBWAY MAP

The New York Times is reporting that the MTA will unveil a new map next month, the first in over a decade.  On the long list of things the MTA needs to do to prevent the angry citizenry from firebombing it, I doubt a slightly redesigned map makes an appearance.  How about you get a hold of the track fires before you focus your attention on making the maps more vibrant and colorful?

But, oh man, do I love that new cerulean blue water!  It calls to mind the Carribbean more than any dirty waterway around here, which I guess will help to make all of the Jamaican conductors feel more at home (racist?).

Ev'ry ting's irie, mon!