Monday
Jan102011
Hog Mountain Dunzo
Posted by: Bitchy Mom | Monday, January 10, 2011 at 12:00AM
HOG MOUNTAIN, that manly man store on the corner of Sackett and 5th is officially GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!
Where am I gonna buy hammers and upscale shaving supplies for my man now?
This is sad news 4sure, but also: RED HOT SALE ALERT: socks are only $1 for a pack of 3! And not shitty Hanes socks, real fancy MAN socks. Get 'em while you can! The store is almost emptied out at this point, but Levi jeans are going for $35 a pop, and there is a cool table for $150 that I wish I had space for.
What's next for the moutain men? Dude that runs the store told me their next venture will be the wholesale fancy boot bidnezz. I'm sold.
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