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Friday
Mar272009

FIPS TRIPS #1: STRIPPERS AND METAL

Lucky 13 Saloon
273 13th st. @ 5th ave
Monday APR 6, 2009

The most surprising thing about my favorite FIPS post ever was that we found out there are some straight guys reading FIPS!

Now I don't want to say that our unique take on Snark Slope appeals primarily to gay males, but the FIPS corporate office just called and said that from now on our Breeder vs. Baller feature will be made possible through a grant from Astroglide.

Regardless, by popular demand, the FIPS crew is organizing a trip to legal-stripper night at Lucky 13 - Gay or straight, male or female, as long as you're down with hot chicks and metal, we want you on board. (Please, no Irish.)

RSVP here in the comments or be a fuckin pussy and email effedinparkslope on gmail dotcom, where I will personally forward your emails DIRECTLY to your wives and boyfriends.

See you there!

Reader Comments (21)

I am fucking there. Any chance of getting BN out of his hole and making him show?

March 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCable gay

Count me in and dido on getting Blognigger's cranky ass out.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDanny

why the fuck not?

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersam baden

Yes, please.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlicia

fuck thank god you bitches

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteraroy

Up the Irons!

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJewy Jewison

Word.

Jewy jewison wants a group discount

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDK

2 fags with hags will be there we love boobs.
Name the time, we know the place....
what to wear...what to wear.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterArock

Dude! What the fuck?!

Homomotherfucker!

I'll be in Detroit on the 6th for the NCAAs (didn't I mention the tix that fell into my lap like diamonds on the shoulders of us Jew heroes? My bad).

WHAT THE FUCK Benjamin? I thought we were tire like that? Now you block my magic cock?

I'm coming up on another weekend in April and we're picking up 9th St. Dave and we're fucking going. 9th St. ain't Irish either.

From Ty

{All typoes by Apple iPhone}

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTy

see? iPhone sucks for Ebonics.

"tite" as in "cool" or "neato."

Us Los Gangales Jew boyz are hella tite like that, son.

Something like that.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterty

should we all wear jeans? how will we recognize each other?

i am bringing some fags and some hags...

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNate

Is this a Blog Feild Trip! Sounds pretty darn gay!

Great bar though!

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterP1

oh when...

I really like FIPS has taken to this bar, most blogs PS would be trying to get rid of it!

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterP1

Ty, you're black and jewish? How does that happen?

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKitKat

KitKat,

Jew mother, black father.

Passes maternally.

So, half-black Jew. More here.

Shalom, Holmes.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterty

Is Leah gonna be there? (Notice how I didn't say "is she coming?")

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Breeder

Yes please.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMockingbird Girl

9th St. Dave is major league dago-wop.

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterrpw

If Arock's there, I'm there...

March 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertt

TT...is that you?!?!?!?!? I knew you would come around.

March 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGASP

@ rpw:

Yeah, but anything about 9th St. Dave is all guise to get closer to his hot-as-balls Aussie wife.

Am I right? Plus 9th St. Dave = party.

March 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterty

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