FIPS SALUTES: TENNIS PLAYER DAVID FERRER
You know how sometimes you're playing a championship tennis match, and then maybe things aren't going so well, so you're rully, rully trying to concentrate hard in order to turn your game around? And then like maybe you actually *could* turn your game around except not, cause, you're tryin and the entire stadium is quiet except for the sound of one MOTHERFUCKING CRYING, WHINY BABY??
Well new FIPS hero David Ferrer certainly does.
Dude was tryin to get his tennis game on something fierce, except some bitchy baby in the audience wasn't havin it and kept cryin it's eyes out. So he lobbed a ball into the crowd in the hopes of shutting that little bitch baby up. And FINE, maybe it's not really nice to hit a ball at a baby's head, but the ball didn't actually get anywhere near the baby's head, and anyway, WHO THE FUCK BRINGS A CRYING BABY TO A TENNIS MATCH??
David Ferrer: you're our BALLER of the week!
(Hat tip to our fave nabe BR-ALLER Amy Sohn, for sending this post our way)
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