FIPS CARES: Pull Up Your Pants, Dumbass!

My Homie!!!!  My Homey??!!!! 

Whatever…you are my personal hero, State Senator Eric Adams of Brooklyn.

Senator Adams, we at FIPS applaud your noble, maybe even tireless campaign to STOP THE SAG with your purchase of six billboards to combat this ridonculously enduring fashion trend. 

We join you in calling out to the youth and plumbers of Brooklyn to pull up your goddamned pants!

Per one hip-hopper on his “celebrity blog”:

“I dont do it because i think it looks cool i do it because it is actually the only comfortable way i can wear my jeans and i look like urkel when i dont sag. When i wear them on my waist feel like their on my stomach.” 

WHHHHAAATTTT????

How can it be comfortable to have your crotch at your knees? To have to waddle around like a fucking duck all day long?

To make a tax-deductable $5 contribution to the pull up your fucking pants cause, simply text SAG911.