EAT IT: Freddy's Is Back and Bagel Market is OPEN

Here's what's been goin down...IN YOUR MOUFS.

+ JUST SIGNED THE LEASE: A reason to root for the Nets: they kicked out Freddy’s Bar from Prospect Heights, but ONTBKB reports Freddy’s will be reopening South Slope-style, on 5^th between 17^th & 18^th. 

+ EXPANDING: JH Market on 7^th between 11^th & 12^th is getting bigger and better, and changing their name to The Bad Wife. Ooh, naughty. They’ll be closed for two weeks while they expand into the adjacent storefront.

+ SNORE: An Italian place will be taking up the spot at 140 7^th Ave...file this under Who Gives A Shit? Perhaps Park Slope Neighbors should start a new campaign against the opening of any more pizza-pasta places taking up valuable real estate that could go to, I don’t know, ANY OTHER TYPE OF FOOD. My vote would be an actually Mexican-run Mexican non-fancy-bistro type place.

+ BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE TOO MANY BAGELS: Therefore, all hail the grand opening of Bagel Market, on 7^th at President. Apparently they had balloons and face painting, so hopefully all you BALLERS avoided that shit. avoid until next week if you don’t have a bebe in tow.

+ MORE, PLEASE! Finally, a lady with a plan and a cooler full of empanadas! According to The Brooklyn Paper Valeria is selling some unlicensed, and therefore even more delicious, Argentinean specialties while on the prowl weekends in Prospect Park. I would also like to see this in grilled cheese and French crepe, kthnx.