BREEDER REPORT: I Got Peed On At The Berkeley Lincoln Playground

Yesterday me, my bb and my strollz headed up to the Berkeley Lincoln Playground, and it was even more fucked than usual. While I'm totally used to this place being littered with trash and pieces of balloon, I guess I now need to add puddles of kid piss to my list of shit to watch out for. 

 

There I am, innocently trying to discourage my toddler from picking up pieces of broken glass from the ground when I feel something wet splash the back of my calf. I am hoping to god that it's just some run of the mill crazy man spitting on me, but actually it's a fedora clad dad helping his daughter pee all over the asphalt right the fuck next to me/ON ME. I mean !!!???

 

I am wise to you, people who think a crowded park and a really dirty public bathroom are excuses for total fuckery. I mean, I know people are all uppity about their right to let their kids pee wherever they want, but there are BATHROOMS at this park!? Please have your kid use the toilet. That's why they exist. FOR PEE.

 

Does anyone know wtf is up with this place?--It's like the Tea Lounge of Parks. In the meantime I will just keep going back and wait for shit to continually blow its wad all over my face...my kid likes it there.