Dine in Brooklyn (aka Fuck Diets, Let's Eat)

Whereas the rest of the city is fine with shit like Restaurant Week, Brooklyn needs 10 fucking days to showcase all of our awesome eateries. So much food and that's still too little time.

Through March 29th, restaurants all over our blessed borough will be offering some serious meals at seriously discount prices. We're talking $25 three course meals. Some already cheap (but still awesome because you shouldn't confuse price for quality) joints will offer the same price for two people. And some places with a corny-ass sense of humor will have brunches and lunches for $20.12.

Bring your pennies and chow down, motherfuckers. I fully intend to take advantage of these 10 days of culinary orgasms, and then invest the money I've saved on bigger pants.

Here are some participating Park Slope joints that I'm recommending, if you care to trust my taste (and you should because I have excellent taste buds):

Bar ToTo 

My favorite restaurant in Park Slope. My favorite fries in the world. I'll probably just park my fat ass in a seat and eat there every night.

Photo via Park Slope Lens

Dizzy’s 

I want to hate Dizzy's. They took over Benny's, the place I'd get skateboard down to for quarter waters. They overcharge for everything. But, damn it, their food is good.

Stone Park Café 

I've kept meaning to eat at this place and I never get around to it. Probably because I end up getting drunk across the street at The Gate.

Blue Ribbon Sushi 

You know, it's cliche to be all "Blue Ribbon as the best sushi!" but it's true. I've learned to  ride the cliche. 

Bogota Latin Bistro 

My mom eats here all the time. Her opinions on everything but food suck. $25 is a small price to pay to eat here, enjoy it but still tell her "it sucked" out of spite.

You can check out a full list of Dine In Brooklyn restaurants HERE.