Dine in Brooklyn (aka Fuck Diets, Let's Eat)
Whereas the rest of the city is fine with shit like Restaurant Week, Brooklyn needs 10 fucking days to showcase all of our awesome eateries. So much food and that's still too little time.
Through March 29th, restaurants all over our blessed borough will be offering some serious meals at seriously discount prices. We're talking $25 three course meals. Some already cheap (but still awesome because you shouldn't confuse price for quality) joints will offer the same price for two people. And some places with a corny-ass sense of humor will have brunches and lunches for $20.12.
Bring your pennies and chow down, motherfuckers. I fully intend to take advantage of these 10 days of culinary orgasms, and then invest the money I've saved on bigger pants.
Here are some participating Park Slope joints that I'm recommending, if you care to trust my taste (and you should because I have excellent taste buds):