DAILY NEWS REPORTER DOES NO REAL REPORTING; CALLS US ALL “PARK SLOPE PRINCESSES”

Remember BACK IN FEBRUARY when FIPS unearthed a rumor that Slope Nannies (Slonnies? Slannies? OK, I’ll stop) were possibly covering Coop shifts for their bosses? This caused a kale storm in our comments section, and then the NY Times jumped on it and made us sound all Lord Voldemort-y by referring to FIPS as “The blog whose name we do not speak of.” And then time went by, as it does, and we all kind of moved on with our lives?

Well, most of us did.

Joanna Molloy of the Daily News wrote a breakthrough piece YESTERDAY telling all you nanny-outsourcing, Coop-cheating “Park Slope Princesses” to “Get a grip!”

In this COMPELLING article, which is full of completely insignificant links, Jo-Mo reveals that the aforementioned Brooklyn royalty can’t fulfill their Coop duties because they have spas to get to...IN NEW JERSEY. Which they drive to, in their… SUV’s. It’s not totally clear where she’s getting this info, but she then goes on to compare the Slope Mom/Nanny relationship to celebrities who shit massive bricks on their assistants (Like Ricki Lake, who made her assistant clean the afterbirth from the bath tub following what I assume was a **LESS THAN PLEASANT** water birth).

Molloy wraps the whole thing up by telling all us assholes to get our own burgers, whatever that means. 

We can SURELY fight amongst ourselves over whether it’s cool or not to send your nanny to cover a coop shift, but this woman is WILDLY out of touch with our neighborhood, right? Thoughts?

(Jo: If you’re reading this -- which you’re not because you have better things to do -- I would like to give you ample ammo with which to hit me back. SEE: Falls asleep watching Golden Girls DVD’s every night, middle school nickname: “No Boobs Blink-face,” any of my posts).