BREAKING: Muslim Geese Bring Down US Airways Airbus A320
Benjamin | Friday, January 16, 2009 at 12:32AM 
Can I just say one fucking thing – and I know you're not supposed to type when you're angry (and I am fucking PISSED) but - how many more times does this have to happen before Politically Correct Park Slope fucktards can start admitting they're noticing a little bit of a pattern?!?
If Islam is a peaceful religion - fine, then I have nothing against Islam itself, but can we at least start acknowledging that the fucking animals continually committing these acts of terror don't exactly happen to vary in terms of religious belief and ethnic descent?
I'm not trying to discriminate - I swear to g-d that's not my intent – but at this point you'd have to be blind not to see that these acts of unspeakable kamikaze violence HAPPEN to be carried out EXCLUSIVELY by young Islamic men and geese of Middle Eastern origin.
What have we accomplished in the eight years since 9/11, if we're still dealing with FAA security processes that allow a flock of fucking geese to divebomb an engine and take down an entire plane? The department of homeland security should be ashamed, that with eight years to prepare, the assailants still succeeded - unhindered by useless security precautions that are too busy forcing my poor white grandmother to remove her shoes before she's allowed to purchase a People Magazine at LaGuardia's 3rd floor Hudson News.
If I was a Muslim American, I'd be the first person to distance myself from these animals - I'd call for the greatest possible vigilance from the FAA and other security forces, and would be more than willing to yield a little of my privacy in exchange for the safety of my fellow citizens. To all the Muslims out there, I hope I'm getting through to you: this isn't a popular viewpoint in my incestuous little left-wing neighborhood, but it's time for you all to just realize the gravity of the situation, choose where your loyalties lie, and fucking STEP UP.
ongoing beefs, safety 
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Reader Comments (11)
Being scared shitless of flying since 9/11 and after spending an exorbitant of money on therapy, I never thought I would find this incident/accident funny...and then FIPS makes it all better.
Thank you FIPS! (<--Makes for a good shirt).
I swear to GOD that they were muslim Canada geese.
Blame Canada, I say.
EH?
Sad videos of fish, holding hands, jumping out of the river rather than dying at the hands of terrorist geese.
SECOND PLANE HITS HUDSON
Fox news is reporting that a bunch went down in a field in central Pennsylvania.
And I heard those geese didn't even know how to land, just take off and fly. Anyway, next time I see a goose board a plane, you know I'll be lookin' extra hard at the motherfucker.
line: CROSSED!
Box: THOUGHT OUTSIDE OF!
Envelope: PUSHED!
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And allah will help the muslims. HA HA HA HA
It's a shame that the Al Quaeda have such a strong hold on the Muslim Geese population. They start training them when they're just goslings.
Those terrorists are always coming in through Canada.
Right on. I wanted to write something witty, but I think you covered witty for the evening.