Badassed Park Slope Shop Owner to Robber: 'DO NOT FUCK WITH ME'

Obvies all people who work in head shops ALREADY rule, but this dude takes the cake. The Park Slope shop owner at New Star Tobacco on 5th Ave and St. Marks got robbed the other afternoon by some knife wielding dude who thought it would be funz to clear out his register and go get sushi at Blue Ribbon or some shit. So does the shop owner stand there like a fucking pussy while the robber just takes all his money? No HE TRYS TO BEAT IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE IN WITH A MOTHERFUCKING TRASH CAN!

I know robberies are like not at ALL funny in real life, but I kind of love the look on the robber's face when the shop owner starts bashing him with a plastic wastebasket, and he looks at him like all: AYFKMWTS right now???

Anyway, please go buy lots'o shit at this place right now. Maybe they sell weed paraphernalia? Or rolling papers for your pretentious fucking clove cigarettes. Who cares...just GO.

(via The Daily News)