It's so fucking cold I want to punch g-d in the cunt

It's fucking APRIL and it's so fucking cold my face is chapped. What the FUCK happened to global warming? Al Gore is a fag, and Sarah Palin is my new Jesus.

GIRLS AND METAL

It's tonight you fucks.

Meet outside Lucky 13 Saloon at 10pm.

BREAKING: PARK SLOPE PARENTS™ FORCES MEMBERS TO RE-FINANCE BUGABOOS

You know what? I'm a parent in Park Slope; but I'm not a Park Slope Parent™. 

This latest fiasco is exactly why I don't want to be associated with most of the numbnut dickwads who sit around reading this listserv all day, clicking refresh so that they can find another lost hat to discuss the gender-ambibuity of.

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BEET Thai called to say that your long lost relative died in a plane crash and that they have 30 million dollars for you if you'll just send a lousy five thousand as a goodwill fee to this address in Nigeria

Sucks to be hating on Beet so much, I mean it IS one of my favorite places in the slope, but what can I say - they're makin it so damn easy: For the last three months their flashy website has been replaced with a spyware page!

Don't take my word for it: google them and then proceed at your own risk.

I mean, what the fuck? Do they care? Just gonna hope people go to menupages instead? Is it like, a cousin who convinced the owner that the spyware biz might be a decent way to supplement the Thai food racket?

What the fuck?

Norma Sighting?

This a Norma sighting? Damn girl, getcha self to FIPS weight loss and get yashit straight.