ATTN BREEDERS: YOUR MACLAREN STROLLER *MIGHT* *Allegedly* KILL YOUR BEBE (OR, OK FINE: MAIM)

OH SHIT.

The stroller brigade is now *truly* Fucked in Park Slope: Maclaren is getting ready to announce a massive recall of over 1 million of its strollers (dating back to 1999), due to the fact that a hinge seems to be chopping off little kiddos fingertips. Oopsie!

According to the Daily News's source: "Parents should stop using these strollers right away," the source said.

Ok, true ONLY 12 children have had their fingers chopped off so far, but do you want to be lucky number 13??

I cannot imagine what the Park Slope Parents board looks like right about now. Cause based on my unoffish survey, (i.e. noticing stroller brand as I'm "accidentally" clipped while walking down the street), 9.9 outta 10 parents in Park Slope seem to be rockin a Maclaren.

Anyway.

Here's the scoop from Maclaren on how you can obtain the hinge covers so your kids can keep all 10 of their fingers.

FIPS CARES! (about your bebes!).

(tip via ShotZombies)