ALL ABOARD THE HIPSTER EXPRESS

If you've ever taken the Megabus, you know that those jerks just LOVE to take the most retarded route possible.  Times Square at 5pm on a Friday night?  SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.  You want to be pissed off, but you can't be, because you know that a round-trip ticket to DC costs less than a one-way cab ride from Midtown to Park Slope.  You're all like, "CURSE YOU, MEGABUS.  THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY!"

Ohhhhhhh damn, THERE IS. 

Its official name is the KnowItExpress, but its been dubbed the "Hipster Express"—leaving from DC and dropping off on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn for $40 round-trip.  According this incredibly lame account, it seems like just your standard bus service.  

I think we all know that the REAL hipster express (the G train?) would drop off on Bedford Avenue.  AMIRIGHT?