A Week in Review of Bike Lane Shit-Tastic-Ness

OK, SO: 

1. I think Ninedaves is totally right. All that bikers get to sound off on these days is how shitty it is to be a biker because of car-loving old people, ball-busting cops, and short bureaucrats (more on him in a moment). And frankly we're all sick of it. But I write on...

2. Then Hitler sounded off in a well-loved internet parody in which Hitler gets to sound off on everything apparently.

3. Last week NPR nationally highlighted our own little modern day battle of Brooklyn; Take out the Brits vs. the Continental Army and replace them with the Old Rich Fogies vs. Just About Everyone Else in the hood. Now the entire country's liberal listernship had a good laugh at our expense.

4. But my favorite, HANDS-DOWN, was when our own little wilting flower Marty Markowitz proposed a radical plan this week to help the bikers' cause really soar. In an article in the Brooklyn Paper, Marty Markowitz blurted out, "Elevated bike lanes--that's the answer." Fucking genius, Marty. That's like taking the joke that is your Borough Presidency and making it even lamer. I'm pretty sure the Catskills wouldn't even put up with your schtick.

But hey, screw bikes! Let's all just have 3 drivers on the tax-payers' dime so maybe we could all help Marty in his stellar efforts to return the road back to the endangered car. 

HOTT!