A FiPS Guide To Election Day Events!

There are three things that you shouldn't do alone in this world: drink, change a light bulb WHILE drinking and watch presidential election results come in. So in addition to giving you a guide to voting in the 'hood, here's a list of some fun things that you can do tonight while waiting for Obama, er, the best candidate to claim victory. 

1. THE RAGING ELECTRIC 2012 ELECTION VIEWING PARTY: THE BELL HOUSE 7:30 PM -- FREE

Join comedian host Liam McEneaney and DJ Mike Doughty for a night of presidential drinking (specials includeCoke & Rumney, the Bahamobama Mama, and the Four More Beers ) and plenty of good eating (The Korilla BBQ Truck will be just outside!) in the GIGANTIC beautiful space that we call The Bell House.

2. ELECTION NIGHT 2012 FUNDRAISER (COME BE SOUR WITH US): MISSION DOLORES, 7PM

In addition to having some great drink specials, which include $2 OFF select Red, Blue and Swing State Beers AND the best sour beers in Brooklyn, all proceeds from the evening will be donated to the Red Hook Initiative. Mission Dolores also has a game plan for its patrons depending on who wins the election: IF ROMNEY/RYAN WINS, everyone gets a shot of the cheapest bourbon they have! IF OBAMA/BIDEN WIN, everyone gets a shot of Bulleit Bourbon, and IF THE NIGHT ENDS IN DISPUTE OR UNDETERMINED, everyone gets a shot of 4 Roses Bourbon.  Not too shabby.

3. BROOKLYN ELECTIONS '12 RESULTS PARTY SHEEP STATION, 6PM

Celebrate happy hour all night long, drink special "I Voted" cocktails, and try your hand at trivia to win some sweet-ass prizes.

4. ELECTION NIGHT AT  THE OWL FARM, 8PM

Get red state/blue state beer specials all night long for only $4 (so, what: PBR and Sam Adams?) 

5. THE ELECTION DAY BAKE SALE FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS, THE BIG YARD AT PS 107, 9AM-3PM

Know what's really good for being stuck out in the freezing cold while waiting in line to vote? Munching on some baked goods made by local kids and their parents -- and baked goods that benefit Hurricane Sandy victims at that! Consider swinging on by for some sugary goodness that'll surely help you stay away long enough for the results to come in.

6. FREE SEXY TOYS: BABELAND, 1-5PM

Lastly (but certainly not least of all), Babeland will be giving away "200 free Bipartisan Buzz vibrators at their stores tomorrow and will be doing hourly raffles for free toys, too ---- because voting is sexy!" (plus, the results are expected to come in WAAAAAY late, so be prepared to entertain yourselves in the interim...)

Now get out there and vote, ppl!