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Friday
Jan302009

FIPS Parenting Tip #2: Always Check Your Kid's Homework


Some 4th grade class was supposedly making pictures of what they wanted to be when they grew up.

The teacher saw this picture and freaked- but here's how the mom responded:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Chase

Pretty funny, but it's obviously fake:

  1. The printing on the drawing looks too neat.
  2. No fourth-grader in the United States would publicly use the word Mommy for fear of a classmate beatdown
  3. Mrs. Jones? Nga Plz.

Meh, I'll give 'em the benefit of the doubt - maybe it's a re-enactment. In any case, check your kid's damn homework.

Reader Comments (2)

Got it all wrong, this time.

Mom's an internet bukakkae-for-pay chat star.

That's not a stripper pole or a fucking snow shovel. It's the front door and an ejaculate mat.

January 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTy

It's a true story (even if that's not the real pic)

I met a teacher who works at the school and was telling me about it the other week.

oddly, I also know 4th graders who use the word "Mommy," believe it or not.

January 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

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