Your STFU, Parents Summer Post For the Day

I LOVE STFU, Parents. If you're unfamiliar with this FANTASTIC entity, it is a "submission-based' public service' blog that mocks parent overshare on social networking sites." The above issue isn't something we haven't seen before: a mommy who hates the ice cream truck? Sounds like it might be a Park Slope parent to me. Though if Jennifer then went on to add that the only ice cream her child is allowed must be made with "milk and cream from organically-fed and hormone-free dairy cows raised within 50 miles of Brooklyn in barns built of reconstituted plastic bottles (in the shape and color of actual wood, so as not to frighten the cows with unfamiliar architecture)," then I'd DEFINITELY say it was Park Slope mommy.