YOU "DOG ACTIVISTS" ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS

Okay, Park Slope Dog Mafia: You people just lost your right to EVER bitch about another Park Slope Parent again. Your behavior on FIPS yesterday was SO self-righteous, SO judgmental, SO obnoxious, that you made the average PSP-subscribing, allergy-inventing, ADD-overdiagnosing, Co-op-shift-dodging, Waitress-hounding, Blue Ribbon-ruining, whiny-uptight Park Slope Mother look like a Brownsville Rasta.

Here I was, so proud that our blog had actually helped this distressed man find his stolen dog, that I was actually stupid enough to go to our comments section to seek out a little celebratory warmth. I was hoping for
the finale of Snoopy Come Home, but instead I got the Park Slope Director's Cut: You know, the one where Linus's douchebag, Ralph-Nader-voting grandparents crash the celebration and call Sally an irresponsible cunt.

Check out this heartless bastard:



Can you believe this shithead? Some poor guy is reunited with his stolen dog, and this jerkoff just shits all over hi-- wait, TWELVE MORE LIKED THIS? It was the most popular comment!? You idiots actually agree with this sociopath? You know what, the gloves are off -- you deserve the truth; the truth that all of your ex-friends and estranged relatives don't CARE enough to tell you: Your appalling lack of human empathy is WHAT TURNED YOU INTO A "DOG-PERSON" IN THE FIRST PLACE!

You "Dog People" are out of your fucking minds. Don't you realize that caring about a random animal's feelings more than a random human's feelings is a sure-fire indicator of criminal insanity?? OK, so the guy tied up his dog: I can see how you might object to this, but judging from the hundreds of thousands of tied-up dogs I've
seen on sidewalks over the last 40 years, it appears that not everyone agrees with you. In fact, it seems to be a fairly common practice; yet because you disagree with it, you feel this man should have his beloved pet taken from him?

The most remarkable irony of all is that you're rationalizing the action of the person who actually did cause pain to the dog: the insane Greenpeace / Al-Qaeda Dog Activist who KIDNAPPED the poor thing! How can you side with HER? She's a psychotic dognapper vigilante and she should go to jail!

This is the last straw: I will never again listen to any Dog Person ramble on and on about how their dog is like their child. Why? Because I got news for you: never in a million years in the darkest corners of
Hell - even in an online PSP FORUM -- would you ever see one mother tell another that she didn't deserve to be reunited with her lost child. You assholes have no humanity and no soul; but hey -- that's why you're Dog People to begin with. Eat shit and get fleas. And if you're so smart by the way, why is there so much dogshit on my block?

Dave -- congrats on the reunion, big guy. Glad we could help.  Don't let these Dog Activist psychos get you down -- their own sorry lives are punishment enough. In a word: Woof.

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[Ed Note: Why not prove Benjamin Leo wrong and show your empathy: make a donation to the poor Park Slope husband whose face was savaged by a dog adoption gone wrong.]