Hot Park Slope Dad Or Lesbian? You Decide!

Do you ever find yourself innocently writing in your Moleskine journal (deal with it), when a sexually-ambiguous breeder wearing crocs gets all up in your piece? Not a day goes by that we don’t wander around Park Slope wondering whether or not these fleece-clad yuppies are lesbians or DILFs. It's definitely making us all kinds of confused about where we fall on the Kinsey scale.

Luckily, The Comfortable Girl feels our pain. This lady gets her kicks by penning adorable and snarky comics, and her illustration “I Can’t Tell By Your Hair” tells the harrowing tale of a woman who doesn’t know whether the hottie next to her is a dude or lady-lover.

#parkslopeproblems.