Women who don't have babies by 35 are FUCKED
Benjamin | Tuesday, February 10, 2009 at 1:00AM 
I know there are a lot of smug ballers in our readership, but even you fuckers have got to admit that a woman at Streetcarnage has just penned one of the greatest articles of our time.
This incredibly brave soul breaks PC ranks to admit that:
- Women who have babies after 35 are taking a huge fucking risk healthwise.
- Women who are single in their thirties do not act like Carrie Bradshaw - instead, they are depressed spinsters who pray to jesus for a rescueman.
Check this shit out:
STOP WATCHING “SEX & THE CITY”
Anyone who’s happily married with kids sees this show as a really dark, art film. It is so fucking depressing it makes “The Time That Kills” seem like “High School Musical” (I made up that first movie but you get the idea). You can pretend post-30 New Yorkers with careers are empowered and “grabbing life by the balls” but go talk to them. You can’t. They’re talking about guys so much you can’t get a word in edgewise. They are LONELY. This show is about desperate cougars with no future, not “kick ass bitches with tons of great shoes.” The fact that I fucking love this show is none of your business. Do as I say not as I do.
Epic.
Check it out @ streetcarnage: The Talk: When is it Time to Start Thinking About Babies?
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Reader Comments (4)
I hate that show. I can't even hear the intro music without jumping to turn the channel..Despite the terrible premise...the writing and acting is less than good.
Smug baller here. In a way I understand why you posted this, and in a way I want to punch you in the face.
Ok, kidding on the face punch, I promise. That was some serious hard truth there, I agree that there is a huge risk to older-parenting, but don't agree that all childless marrieds are weirdos.
I have personally known several women who had babies between 35-40 without extraordinary measures. I think the truth lies somewhere in the middle.
Sex and the city is exactly what they said. its a parody of the truth and has decieved so many people. The way they potray that harpy Carrie as a pennyless power woman who seems to be able to afford amazingly exepnsive things (read sponging off guys and more succesful freinds) is just laughable. It also perpetuates the idea that you can have it all.. no one can have it all. Lastly it contunuously lambasts men. A real pisser that we are all potryed as fuckwits etc. Thes best ever part of that show was when the guy leaves the lawyer bitch who just treats him like shit all the time