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Tuesday
Feb102009

Women who don't have babies by 35 are FUCKED

I know there are a lot of smug ballers in our readership, but even you fuckers have got to admit that a woman at Streetcarnage has just penned one of the greatest articles of our time.

This incredibly brave soul breaks PC ranks to admit that:

  • Women who have babies after 35 are taking a huge fucking risk healthwise.
  • Women who are single in their thirties do not act like Carrie Bradshaw - instead, they are depressed spinsters who pray to jesus for a rescueman.

Check this shit out:

STOP WATCHING “SEX & THE CITY”
Anyone who’s happily married with kids sees this show as a really dark, art film. It is so fucking depressing it makes “The Time That Kills” seem like “High School Musical” (I made up that first movie but you get the idea). You can pretend post-30 New Yorkers with careers are empowered and “grabbing life by the balls” but go talk to them. You can’t. They’re talking about guys so much you can’t get a word in edgewise. They are LONELY. This show is about desperate cougars with no future, not “kick ass bitches with tons of great shoes.” The fact that I fucking love this show is none of your business. Do as I say not as I do.

Epic.

Check it out @ streetcarnage: The Talk: When is it Time to Start Thinking About Babies?

 

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