WINDSOR TERRACE BALLET STUDIO GOES ASSHOLE (VEGAN)
Bitchy Mom | Wednesday, February 2, 2011 at 12:00PM 
The Cynthia King Dance Studio on Prospect Ave is turning your kids into douche bags.
Cynthia, a former professional dancer, forces her students to wear cruelty free “vegan” shoes. This cray cray be-atch says that leather ballet slippers don’t “mesh with the beautiful passionate joy” she has for dancing.”
BARF.
You guys, I’M WORRIED. Does Cynthia have a sweat shop full of little tutu-wearing kids sewing silk to hardened tofu or woven wheat grass? OH WAIT, did I say tutu? My bad –– that shit ain’t allowed at Cynthia’s studio. Her students are required to wear leotards and tights only. Any kid that shows up different has to GTFO.
Don’t worry, things get whacker: Cynthia’s studio is decorated with elaborate costumes that dangle from the ceiling above the innocent children dancing below (souvenirs of former victims?)
Cynth explains, “I didn’t come from a normal, peaceful, fairy-tale life.”
OMG. BLACK SWAN ALERT.
(via NYT)
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