Williamsburg Hates Park Slope

Photo via New York ShittyForget Manhattan vs. Brooklyn...we've moved onto Brooklyn on Brooklyn hate now, people. 

In this photo snapped by New York Shitty's Miss Heather, Slopers are politely asked to go back to Manhattan.

My question is this: why wouldn't you just exile us back to the Slope? It's way harder to get to, and our only way of infiltration is the ugly, cross-eyed, stepchild of the MTA, affectionately named the G train. 

Apparently Manhattan sucks so bad that instead of the old addage "Go to Hell," we've just substituted "Go to Manhattan." C'mon, Brooklyn...let's get that lovin' feeling back so we can collectively bitch about how much someone would have to pay us to live in the city again.