Will the Real Mrs. Shady, Please Shut Up?
Veronica | Tuesday, July 15, 2014 at 7:00AM 
Photo via thesource.comSo you're having an affair. That's your business, WTF do I care? Except you seem to think the rest of the Slope really wants to hear about it. I was walking behind you, schlepping my groceries home, when I overheard your philandering hook up call.
"Oh you like to cook?..... Hahahaha...oh yeahhhh?.....I'll BET you do....well, I like talking to you too... No, it doesn't matter when you text me, I have you saved in my phone as "Charisma". Yeah, he knows there's a girl at my work named Charisma..."
I say "overheard," but you were so loud that the cuckolded tool to whom you are bound by holy matrimony probably heard it all the way from his office at 85 Broad Street. Not that I'm shedding any tears for the Mister. If we're to believe Ashley Madison, there's a good chance that he's just as sketchy.
As soon as I got home, I tried to wash the HPV out of my ears. The harder part was getting the gag-inducing details of your very public booty call out of my brain. So, is it your right as a New Yorker to verbally dry-hump your iPhone while strolling down Union Street, or should you maybe STFU and find a private place to talk about your private place?
PHOTO via thesource.com
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Reader Comments (1)
sounds like veronica might be a little bit jealous here