Who gives a shit: Want to know how much Barclays Season Tickets cost?

Time to price your expensive-ass season tickets to watch the Nets play basketball at Barclays Center. The VIP All Access breakdown is in!

Are you a happy couple with two children, or a set of four basketball-loving roommates? Fantastic! For only $61,600 a year, you can have season ticket passes in the coveted "red section" of the Barclays Center. See the chart below for the exact location of where you will bask in VIP closeness — wait, where’s the red section? Looks like fuchsia and then pink…but fuchsia is not on the list…I’m confused; this color-coded legend is just as shitty as the renderings of the Barclays Center.

Anyway, you get the idea. You can buy one seat for yourself to all 44 games for $4,356 per year, or four seats for a little over $60k a year. If you love basketball but just can’t come up with a big chunk of change, not to worry, they offer payment plans.

In case you’re like me and thinking, “What the fuck?! This shit is way too expensive just for some measly basketball tickets,” relax. I looked further into it for us, and it appears there will be several benefits to this All Access Nets pass. Like, stuff that's not basketball. You’ll get first access to non-Nets events (approximately 200, which probably includes some Jay-Z nights), unlimited food/select beverages and concierge service. For more info, check the website and enjoy (or be angry, depending on whether or not you’re happy about Barclays Center).