WHO GIVES A SHIT: Sex Ed?

Oh my poor little tween (and not just because I'm clearly an embarrassment). I was wondering how he knew so much about sperm counts and my last case of PMS, and then I happened upon the diagram above on my dining room table yesterday, and all became clear. 

The pasha's getting prepped for the future...he's getting a sex education for the 21st Century!

"Words," he told me when I asked what he was learning.

Me: Do you understand now all there is to know about PMS and other vital issues of women's health?

Him: No.

Me: Do you feel like you are better prepared to be a good boyfriend or husband?

Him: Not really.

Me: Is there anything you'd like me to explain?

Him: Shut up, mom.

I'm hoping that between learning about labias, PMS and all those years of family bedlam, my dude will at least be a halfway decent mate in the sack.

So, how 'bout you all? How did you learn about the proverbial birds and bees? What were your sex-ed classes like? First date? First kiss? When and how did you lose your V cards?

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