Who Gives A Shit: Realtor Giveaways
Effed in Park Slope | Monday, August 18, 2014 at 2:31PM 
Image via DNAInfo/Serena DaiBack in July, Daily Intelligencer posted about a Park Slope condo that was enticing buyers with the promise of a free Tesla. Now comes word from DNAInfo about a Williamsburg condo giving a "fixies." This got the FIPS wack pack thinking about what other kinds of freebies might lure people to the Slope:
Felicia: A line waiter, someone who goes ahead of you everywhere, to get you a space in line (table @ Talde, yoga class prime floor spot, etc.).
Adam: A Masters' Degree.
AJ: A reserved parking stall. Anywhere in a 4 block radius from the mansion you call home.
KtrsBklyn: A book deal.
Veronica: A refillable Capri Sun pouch for "mommy's juice".
Karen: Stock in Camelbak
Felicia...again: A personal assistant for your dog.
What do you say? Would a freebie factor into your move?
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