Who Gives a Shit: Park Slope Bucket List

Okay, I'm going to be honest: I once tried to write a bucket list and it ended up being more like a hit list than anything else.  But that's just a peak into my angry little life where my dreams revolve around revenge and comeuppance.  

But after I stopped fantasizing about murdering everyone who has wronged me, I thought it might be cool to explore what my Park Slope-specific bucket list is.

So, here goes:

1. Spend more time in Prospect Park: I know, I know, there are creepy chicken heads and cow tongues, annoying families (ie: the Johnson Family's 57th Reunion Picnic), and guff-talking teenagers.  But it really is a beautiful park, and since I could fall down outside of my apartment and be in it, I feel like I owe it to myself to drag my ass out there and enjoy things like fresh air and sunshine. It'd be a big departure from my usual enjoyment of alcohol and cold, dark spaces. [Baby steps].

2. Buy shit at the Greenmarket: If I fancy myself as a foodie, why am I still buying produce at C-town?  I suck. 

3. Get a Library Card: I'm not crazy about potential late fees, but it looks like some shit straight out of Egypt, and the books are [relatively] free!

4. Throw my bitchass landlord down my apartment's shitty, ripped up stairs that were supposed to be fixed 6 months ago and laugh as he realizes his legs are broken: Woah, okay.  See how easily we go into hit list territory?  I was talking about library books and organic fruits and then all of a sudden, I morph into Aileen Wuornos.  Apologies.    

What is on your Park Slope bucket list?  Try out a new restaurant?  Finally buy that brownstone you've had your eye on?  Blow up the F train?

WE WANT TO KNOW.