WHO GIVES A SHIT: How BALLER Are You, Park Slope?

Babies, BREEDERS, BALLERS, blah, blah, blah. Let's find out how badass you actually are, PS.

1. When was the last time you smoked pot?

2. When was the last time you had a one-night stand? (or, if you're married/coupled: do you have any sex toys?).

3. When was the last time you were out on a weeknight past 2am?

Obvs feel free to go stealth anon in the comments if you're a total pussy.