Colin Quinn Thinks Park Slope Looks Like A 'Swiss Village'

No matter WTF Colin Quinn does, I'm just always gonna associate the dude with that MTV show Remote Control. Do you remember that shit??

Anyway, apparently he used to live in Park Slope back in the day (!) and this is what he had to say about it:

So where does a guy like this come from? If you guessed Park Slope, home of nothing but child geniuses, you'd be right.

But not the Park Slope of today where toddlers do calculus in the original form. He grew up on First Street in the old Park Slope filled with nasty girls, sketchy corner-store hangouts and bars that had grills.

"There was Greasy Jack's, Cheap Andy's (two burgers for a quarter), Al's Toy Land and Danny's Candy Store.

"Today? It's Whole Food lesbian baby carriage stores! It looks like a Swiss village!"

Something tells me Greasy Jacks or Cheap Andy's totes coulda beat the living shit out of Cheeburger Cheeburger.

(via NY Post)