WHO GIVES A SHIT: DOES YOUR PARK SLOPE DOG HAVE A 'TRENDY' NAME?

Oliver's name is officially not trendy. Dude is PISSED.If you live in Park Slope and you don't have a baby, you best have a dog. And if you do have a dog, it sure as shit better have a trendy goddamaned name. 

And just like you wouldn't want your trendy, zumba dancing bebe to have a regular ole name, you certainly don't want your labradoodle or puggle prancing around the streets of Park Slope sans a trendy moniker. In case you didn't get the memo: Spot and Fido are way the hell out. 

And so, herewith is a list of the trendiest, most on-point pooch names in the 11215. I'm guessing this list looks a hell of a lot the Kindergarten class roster at PS 321. 

1. Lucy
2. Charlie
3. Bella
4. Maggie
5. Stella
6. Lily
7. Max
8. Bailey
9. Daisy
10. Lola
11. Luna
12. Sadie

As far as the completely unpopular, non-trendy list, if you have a dog with any of the following names, I wouldn't be so quick to show your face at off-leash hours at Prospect Park tomorrow:  

1. Sierra
2. Trixie
3. Cocoa
4. Leonardo
5. Bob
6. Stewie
7. Seneca
8. Blaine
9. Scooter
10. Alexa
11. Fuzzy
12. Kimber

via WNYC