Where Should The Kentile Sign Go?
The Kentile sign has been saved, sorta: the sign will be rebuilt elsewhere. The writers of Fucked in Park Slope came up with some ideas of where it could go:
Smith & 9th Station: A relatively small change to the skyline and the MTA gets to deal with it.
The Watchtower: The World HQ of Jehovah's Witnesses. And it already has a roof capable of supporting a sign. WWJD?
The Food Coop: Maybe a bit too big for that quaint Coop building but the firehouse, the 9/11 statue, the Coop AND the Kentile sign would be Brooklyn grand slam.
Grand Army Plaza Arch: I don't know those guys charging at the top of the arch but they would look more awesome with the Kentile sign looming behind them.
The Gowanus Canal: Burial at sea.
Red Hook: The Kentile sign would fit right in with this industrial wasteland of commerce, plus it could put those cranes to work.
Sports Endorsements: Not just the World Cup, either. The sign can travel around the world, endorsing all sorts of events from the Tour de France to Wrestlemania.
PS107: We never did have a proper jungle gym. Kids could learn history as they fail at incredibly stupid stunts they're recording for YouTube.
The Gowanus Batcave: Leave it as a permanent installation, like the giant penny and the T-Rex in the real Batcave.
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