[WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT...] Los Pollitos II

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WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT... is a recurring column designed in kind for your opinionated asses and our lazy asses.  We're going to pick one Park Slope resto a week and recommend our favorite dish at each.  Are we right?  Are we wrong?  YOU KNOW YOU WANNA WEIGH IN.  

I'm always suspicious of restaurants that are so unimaginative that they stick a "II" on their second restaurant location and call it a day.  In college, the second worst Chinese restaurant in the world was Yeung Ho (I'm not joking) and the absolute worst Chinese restaurant in the world was Yeung Ho II. 

Unfortunately, Los Pollitos II (148 5th Ave at Douglass St, 718-623-9152) is about on par with Yeung Ho II.

Photo via I Heart TacosIf you want to taste what it's like to eat a big mouthful of sand, you should definitely order the Chicken Flautas ($6.50).  The chicken is dry and stringy and it's wrapped in a deep-fried taco shell.  It literally scratches your throat on the way down.  No amount of sour cream can save this.  

Honestly, the best thing you can order here is about 15 margaritas and then hoist your ass up and stumble down the street to a better restaurant.

Tell me I'm wrong.