What New York Needs...Another Reality Show — New York Ink

Step aside, Kat Von D, there's a new show in town. First Miami Ink, then LA Ink, and now finally at long last — New York Ink!

Alright, I know diddley shit about these shows, not gonna lie. The extent of my knowledge is that the star is some chick named Kat Von D who is semi-sort-of pretty in, like, a pirate hooker sort of way... But then bitch had to go and get stars tattooed all up on her face! WHY would you willingly get your face tattooed?? Mike Tyson has a tattoo on his face... I rest my case.

Regardless, New York Ink has arrived, and the producer of the show is none other than a genuine Park Slope BREEDER — a fact that she offered up herself when she reached out to us to get the word out. Since we already started sharing our dose of tattoo-crazy this month, and to give Roger some competish, here you go:

If you want to be featured on the show send the following info to nyinkcasting@gmail.com

• Name:

• City/state where you live:

• Email:

• Phone number(s):

• A couple sentences describing yourself (occupation, age etc...)

• Description of the tattoo you want to get & the story behind it
• A photo of yourself and if you have a drawing or a photo of the tat you want, send that, too

If you want a chance to get on the show, I don't know, try to not be ugly and/or boring as fuck? Good luck, btchz!