WANNA HAVE SEX SEX WITH YOUR UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA-EH-EH-EH?

Babeland is cumming out with a special new product just in time for April showers!

Introducing the Vibrella, a vibrating umbrella. It picks up vibrations of the rain to totally mind fuck your vagina. It’s like having sex with nature. This sounds like the best idea ever, but here are a few concerns:

1. After rubbing this umbrella handle all over my vag, am I supposed to walk around clutching it?

2. My vagina is already so wet, an umbrella won’t do shit.

3. It has Babeland written across it. Won’t that blow my cover?

4. I already use my regular umbrella as a vibrator. Is that weird?

If this sounds like your wet dream, pick up a Vibrella for just $65 bucks.

[ed note: our concerns over whether or not this was an April Fool's joke were responded to with the following response from the Babeland camp: "No, it's the perfect accessory." However, when you click through to try to purchase this thing, you get a 15% off coupon and a notice that it IS an April Fool's joke. BUT NOW I WANT A VIBRATOR/UMBRELLA and so, what?? Joke's on me, I guess --Erica]