TOTAL MIND FUCK: BROOKLYN THEMED BAR OPENS IN MANHATTAN

photo: Joshua Bright for the NYTIgnore the attempted subway suicides, hop on the train and get your ass into Manhattan. There lies quaint “local” bar The Brooklyneer, full of plentiful goods from our wonderful nabe: Boerum Hill made ricotta, Carroll Gardens canned jam, and Greenpoint Kombucha.

When you’re done vomiting from the thought of Greenpoint-brewed fungi, give a blowjob to the Urban Farmers in your life, because without them the Brooklyneer wouldn’t serve Park Slope’s finest asphyxiated geese plated up with some adorable pickles.

OMG! This bar reminds me of this other bar I know where you can drink tons of beer from the Brooklyn Brewery! it's called the Brooklyn Brewery. Located in fucking Brooklyn.

Apparently, a “Brooklyneer” is someone who admires Brooklyn. I guess not enough to actually live here.

FUCKWADS.

(via NYT)